February 2011
January 2011
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Dad: How come when I try to get an Amazon account with my email, it says that it’s already taken?
Nicole: Erm…
Dad: How does this happen? Who do I hold ACCOUNTable for this?
Nicole: face!palm
Slashy Anecdote
watching Dorian Gray
Mom: Weren’t they gay for each other? Didn’t you say that?
Me: Mom, if it was me or Katie saying a fictional character was gay, you should probably ignore us.
My favorite band is The Mountain Goats. My second favorite band is Hank. My...
– John Green (via awordnerd)
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Brother: Do you like Tangled with short hair or long hair?
Nicole: Both, but I wish she would have kept the magic power.
Brother: Heh I call her Tangled.
Nicole: Haha so does [insert little cousin’s name]. He calls his doll Tangled.
Brother: Well, it’s easier to say than Beatrice.
Nicole: …you mean Rapunzel?
Brother: …
Nicole: …
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at my favorite Thai restaurant. My mom wants a singha beer
Mom: Can I have another sing-a?
Waiter: A sing-HA?
Mom: Yes please, a sing-a beer.
Waiter: We are a Thai restaurant, we have singha beer. some other stuff about singha, then leaves
Mom: What? What did I do?
Nicole: it’s because you call it a SING-A. As in, I like to sing-a about the moon-a and the june-a and the...
ALL AT ONCE EVERYTHING LOOKS DIFFERENT, NOW THAT I...
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Tangled quote applies to ALL OF DISNEY :)
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Flynn Rider
I JUST CAN’T GET HIS NOSE RIGHT.
Watching Tangled.
Insomnia ftw. Guess this is what happens when you go through a traumatic experience. Just thinking of sleeping gives me anxiety. Oh well, Tangled makes me feel better about staying up so late? Makes me less scared. Thanks Disney!
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I bet they don’t wear their suits as sexily as Robert Downey Jr. does. XD
Hey, Birthday Suit counts, right? ;)
LOL. XD
I’m not afraid to play dirty. XD
…DAMN YOU.
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wickedblaise:
I bet they don’t wear their suits as sexily as Robert Downey Jr. does. XD
Hey, Birthday Suit counts, right? ;)
LOL. XD
I’m not afraid to play dirty. XD
…DAMN YOU.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK....
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wickedblaise:
I bet they don’t wear their suits as sexily as Robert Downey Jr. does. XD
Hey, Birthday Suit counts, right? ;)
LOL. XD
I’m not afraid to play dirty. XD
wickedblaise:
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wickedblaise:
I bet they don’t wear their suits as sexily as Robert Downey Jr. does. XD
Hey, Birthday Suit counts, right? ;)
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I bet they don’t wear their suits as sexily as Robert Downey Jr. does. XD
wickedblaise:
I bet they don’t wear their suits as sexily as Robert Downey Jr. does. XD
SPN fan IRL
Me: draws circle with star in the middle on ice cream in chocolate syrup I drew this devil’s trap on my ice cream in case a demon steps in my ice cream and then he’ll be trapped.
Brother: …
Me: gets spoonful OH GOD. THE CIRCLE IS BROKEN. EVERYBODY RUN. IT’S OUT. OH GOD. NO. NOOOO GRKAKRKKRAKAKKRKAKK THE DEMON. IT’S INSIDE ME. IT’S MAKING ME EAT THIS ICE CREAM....