I tried to take a shower and my mom fuckin took my shampoo and conditioner so I took a cold shower for fuckin nothing and my hair isnt clean
And here he is before his haircut.
He is evolving…
Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
I’m gonna take a selfie at my wedding on the altar so if you don’t like that, you can’t come